wtorek, 10 marca 2009

the shave of head to cum

Daily routine. Shaving.
Let me show you how to do it properly.

Things you need.

1. Good new razor or hunting knife.

2.Mirror. If you're tough use a an empty glass.

3. Shaving cream. If you're out of it use butter.MMM Yummy.

4. Water. (You know how it looks don't you)

5.Hardcore music to make you feel comfortable while shaving.

OK now as we have all things you need we can start.

1.Play the music
2. Apply butter on the face so that it is all covered.
3.Make a picture of yourself and send it to me.
4.Now gently start pulling knife down starting from both cheeks and eventually your chin.
5a.If you're not bleeding it didn't work. Start again.
5b. If you're bleeding make a picture of yourself.Now!
6.If you're done wash the remains of butter with water.
7.Enjoy your new face.


And REMEMBER


IF YOU'LL SHAVE ALSO YOUR HEAD YOU HAVE LIKE 0.3% MORE CHANCES TO BE A FUTURE PORNSTAR.

see ya round boys

1 komentarz:

  1. If I shaved, I would follow this steps, all though you may wanna make a video showing how, cuz your pictures aren't helping so much are they?...

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