Winczakos Lair

the shave of head to cum

2009-03-10T12:08:00.000-07:00

Daily routine. Shaving.
Let me show you how to do it properly.

Things you need.

1. Good new razor or hunting knife.

2.Mirror. If you're tough use a an empty glass.

3. Shaving cream. If you're out of it use butter.MMM Yummy.

4. Water. (You know how it looks don't you)

5.Hardcore music to make you feel comfortable while shaving.

OK now as we have all things you need we can start.

1.Play the music
2. Apply butter on the face so that it is all covered.
3.Make a picture of yourself and send it to me.
4.Now gently start pulling knife down starting from both cheeks and eventually your chin.
5a.If you're not bleeding it didn't work. Start again.
5b. If you're bleeding make a picture of yourself.Now!
6.If you're done wash the remains of butter with water.
7.Enjoy your new face.

And REMEMBER

IF YOU'LL SHAVE ALSO YOUR HEAD YOU HAVE LIKE 0.3% MORE CHANCES TO BE A FUTURE PORNSTAR.

see ya round boys

guys - are you serious?

2009-03-09T13:32:00.000-07:00

Well , well second post in one hour. Don't worry. I'm not drunk yet.
This time I'll talk about my favourite band - Acid Bath.

I'm numb and unfeeling
So I just burn and stare at the ceiling
I'm here but so far away
I see your mouth moving but can't hear what you say

And I don't think I'd give a fuck...anyway!

That pretty much sums it up , doesn't it?
Yeah well that perfectly describes all my feelings since well one year or so.
Burned out and decaying. Rotting inside. What do those women do to you huh?
Well pretty much everything ranging from unbelievable pleasant do sadistically brutal.

There once was a time I was a happy 16 year old boy with lots of possibilties ahead of him. But that changed. Years passed by and well , I haven't felt anything. Emptiness. I don't think you know what that really means. I never was a tough motherfucker who didn't give a fuck about anything but well those times came and they've changed me. That's why I cannot feel. Becuase I can't feel , it will show my weakness and I can't be weak. That's why Acid Bath is perfect for me. They're tough on the outside but beautiful and harmonical once you take a deeper look.

Everything's gone dry
Like bottle glass scraping cross the pavement

What about aforementioned women? Yeah well they've made what I am in like 80% . They've created an empty shell. Maybe an empty shell full of thoughts . if thoughts can be counted as things. Once upon a time I was so desperate I fell in love in almost every beautiful girl , but now? Now I only think about what this and that girl can do to me. Even if it (having a girl) has it's advantages I'll never think about them. Maybe that's why it makes me a normal man , unlike most of my kin I knowhow to feel and how to show it.

Nah let's don't get carried away like that in just second post shall we?

Do you remember the first sunrise?
Sharpened bone clenched tight in your fist
Screaming into the blue
An urge to kill the sky

Well hello there

2009-03-09T13:19:00.001-07:00

Since I'm a cool writer and shit I wanted to introduce myself to this crappy world of e-penises and e-pussies. So there will be no crying , no talking shit - just pure action and reaction.
This blog will contain my day to day routine and nonroutine actions - mostly living my miserable life (yay there will be true stories) and listening to good and shitty music , which I will try to recommend you here.

Be patient and stay wise. Whatever the fuck that means.